Series of unfortunate events

And just for the record I did not see any of these coming :O

In order; Last summer on a class trip to go bowling, we were all having fun playin and stuff. BUT as i was up to bowl next (me being the better bowler); i had my form and everything. As soon as i let go of the ball some bozo, who shall remain nameless, (GAMATATSU) PUSHED MEEEEEE!!! And guess wat..... yeah i FELL. OY!! i waz so embarrassed b/c everyone waz lookin and laughing at me :( i fell flat on my ass-back. As I turn around that bozo waz off to tell my "luv" wat ha-happened; and the chase began. UGH I waz soooo embarrassed but he didn't seem to care but i think the other douche bags were laughing.
It waz an extra ordinary day at skool as usual, it must of bin after a holiday b/c i brought cheesecake from home to share. Ding-dong didn't like cheesecake and nobody wanted some so early in the morning. So i waz putting my stuff away blah blah bLAH and i waz tryin to break a fork so i could put it in the container w/ the cheesecake. I couldn't, so i asked chewy<3 size="4">AND I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!! The piece goes into the air as everybody watches in astonishment :O OF ALL THE PLACES IN THE WORLD THE PIECE LANDS IT HAD TO BE ON ME!@#$^%&\ although it was kinda funny-_- all and all it delicious :D yum
After skool we were on way to some club so half the gang made their way upstairs. Gamatatsu and her bo were were two steps ahead so i tired to keep up. But once again gamatatsu usese her mystical bad luck powers to remove one of the steps so i would slip. I waz so shocked that i didn't even scream or squek, i just fell like a rock and scrapped my right arm.Everyone waz laughing at meeee even ppl off in the distance who i've never even seen but heard.
It waz a cool random month(FEBRUARY) when some fair for this cheep church opened almost directly in my backyard. But unfortunately it waz only gonna be open for a week (4 days), i guess the church couldn't afford anymore time -_- So gamatatsu, her baby chubby and i payed and went on a bunch of fun rides that got me sick. I HAD FUNNEL CAKE& saw my chubbies. BUT there was this one ride u could see from miles away!! It was this ride where u go u who knows how man stories b4 u unexpectedly drop to your death X( Since we lived a good life and rode the rest of the rides we desided to try the death ride. HOLY CRAP my weewee&stomach will never be the same. We though we were gonna lose it all over the park. Baby chubby and I wanted to try it again(WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!!!) I waz SO SCARED when i got on and the fear rose just as the ride did DX BOOM!!!! all life flashed b4 me, i couldn't even scream. YO my legs felt like jello so as i waz walkin away from the ride i tripped, scraped my knee and hurt my hand T-T and guess who was there to laugh at me :( Gamatatsu and her mom!!!!!!!