Sunday, August 30, 2009

The DooDoo Cake

Me and rice were at Tonton's house...

We baked a cake...

We started using food coloring for the icing...

to make a long story short...

i wanted a bright purple for the writing...

but (stupid) tonton said "put yellow to make it brighter!!"

and i did.

purple+yellow= DOODOO

so i was like "hell, lets have fun with it." and i added green.

purple+yellow+green= MORE DOODOO

Heres the end product:



doodoo cake

:(


Thursday, August 20, 2009

Sad

It was a boring pointless weekday and everybody felt like being a bitch, so I'm like fine. I wake up late and don't go down stair until like late in the afternoon only to eat something so i don't die -_-
So i go downstairs to find my poor baby hamsters outside in the direct sun. I WAS MAD AS HELL. No one told me they were outside!!!! plus they didn't have any water for who knows how long!!!!! So I put them in the shade. The i decide to clean the cages; when I was moving the babies into another bin while they try and eat me. Under the bedding one of the first born babies waz not moving and he was the hyper-est one. So I disposed of the body :( Then I didn't want Pancake and Waffle to fight while i clean the cages, so I put chunky Waffle in the hamster ball. But he was acting really weird and slow(ER) so i felt him the ball to sleep or something b/c when i first saw him he was climbing up the wall of his cage saying "Help me". Later that day i went to pool by myself, holy CRAP that damn dog was pissing me off following me w/ her nasty breath. So I'm mad as hell and get out to put her stank ass out side. THAT STUPID DOG BITE ME!!!! ON LEG!!! Now I was really mad so i got the shovel and whipped that b***h(heehee female dog) until she got the message and went outside. So I'm out, pissed and decide to check on my Waffle but he was right where i left him, unresponsive. So Waffle died. After i showered i went to go feed the REST of my babies, when i remembered that one of them was acting really weird and slow. It turns out that the little one died and the worst part is that half his head had been eaten by the other hamsters. I could see his brain and the thing(spine?) that connected it to his head. So that was a terrible day and I hope my mom feels terrible about it.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Black ppls wedding?!?!

My second cousin came over Saturday to attend the wedding of a couple that already had a baby{asian lookin} so it was also baptism. We didn't noe the ppl and my 2nd cousin had to the airportat 7 and the wedding thing started at 3, soo go figure :O So to my surprise the wedding was VERY small{compared to the last one i went to}, i waz hoping to stay in the back so nobody could see us and call us freeloaders or something BUT NNNOOOO there were only like 20 ppl and some loud as hell brats. The whole thing waz like church BUT THE WHOLE FREAKIN THING WAZ IN CREOLE. So to save myself a bigger headache i didn't even bother to try and listen -_-zzzzz When the whole sha-bang waz they gave us a paper w/ the direction of the Brazilian Steakhouse resturant WHERE WE SHALL GET FED FREE FOOD!!!! The place was around the corner{kinda not really}, there u go to get your rabbit food and come back and sit. Then u flip ur card over to let the hotties{waiters} know that your ready for your meat WHICH they bring to u and carve A LITTLE TO CLOSE MY FREAKIN FACE >_< yo that shit waz bleeding like they just killed it D: but besides the white ppl meat, half of it waz not bad{really good} and the waiters were really nice :) one waz a funny flirt.
OH, there waz this guy OMG!!!! i remember he waz talkin behind me and i promise u it waz a lady. He waz so girly and not to be mean be i really though he waz super gay; from the way he talk, how he talked and the jokes he made were so funny
I waz actually having a good time but it waz time to leave to the airport -_- BUT I WANTED DESSERT!!!!! While my dad waz goin to the bathroom and my 2nd couzin waz saying goodbye; i asked the nice lady i culd have some dessert to go AND OF COURSE SHE DID :D the cheesecake waz small as hell amd yummy but the terramisu waz a'ight AND PORITION SIZE!! I was VERY happy that evening

Xmen Evolution


I LOVE Xman Evolution <3.

I record every episode that comes on on my DVR and then watch it through the day.

When it first came out, i remember loving it.

My favorite is Rouge (in this version). <3

She rocks.

Now i realized that they have full episodes on Youtube.

:)


Saturday, August 8, 2009

Flashback *tear*

I'm really sad right now, i might cry so i'm gonna blog about a time when i was happy before everything changed

It was a cool winter day, I was really bored so i went outside to practice skateboarding since it was sunny. While a big SUV pulled up in the house next door; Demon had just arrive home. I don't remember y but we were not talking. He was putting groceries away and i continued to practice. During that time the nasty filthy neighbors of mine all up in my grill annoying the hell out of me. A few minutes later the demon's little brother asked me if i want to play football, even i had no i idea how to do ANYTHING involving football i said yes. So the sickos are talkin to me and i'm just ignoring them. So the little bro and I r throwing the football and the Demon iz sitting on the grass breaking his new year's resolution. I sucked at first but after a while i got pretty good and didnt even drop the ball unless it waz a bad throw. When my chubby came over and saw how good i waz, we decided to play a actual game. Most of the time i waz captain and pitted either against the Demon or his bro. The game really fun :D I SCORED THE FIRST TOUCHDOWN!!! I felt sssoooo proud and special.......rare. During a really funny thing happened when one of the nastys tripped and fell on top of little brother hahahahaha. As the game progressed 2 ppl came to join and most of us had injuries. It was the last play and a pile up happened b/c Demon was being cocky and tripped and fell over some kid and they went skidding against the cement. Since the injuries were kinda bad we stopped the game there....TIED!!! :( *sigh* so the wounds were tended to right on the spot. So we just sat there in front of my house taking i guess; everyone that played that night had some kind of injury. Demon's might have bin the worst. It was sooooo much fun that i decided to take up football at my school and to my blessing i made the team. BUT now my chubby, the Demon child w/ his bro have left the neighborhood but the pieces of shit wont!!!! Now I'm alone in my neighborhood and see no reason to leave my house T-T THEIR IZ NO POINT!!!! NOTHIN!! NO ONE TO LOOK FORWARD TO, NO ONE to love<3 style="font-style: italic;">

Shenanigans With Rap :)

Ok...

One night...

I was talking to Rap on Aim...

I was TRYING to have a MATURE conversation...

BUT...

Rap keeps sending me inappropriate crap....

like (read at own risk :P)...

  • Two dinosaurs in a 69 position
  • A pic of a female doing oral but threw up all over his dick
  • three (or four, don't remember) men in a train-like position sticking their junk in each others asses.
  • a video of a man junk swirling around!
like wtf!!

There's probably more but i don't feel like thinking bout it because i won't be able to eat anymore

:(


Thursday, August 6, 2009

Cute/Sad/Amusing Story...

Read if bored:

Once upon a time.

A young man lost his precious loved one in a war.

The young man was all alone.

"If I had been stronger,
I would have been able to protect the person who was important to me..."

The young man knocked on the door to the laboratory.

And as he wished, he became a cyborg.

The young man who had become a cyborg was given the name "Proto",
and in exchange for his precious memories, was given strength.

Proto fought on many battlefields.

Having gained strength,
his loneliness should have disappeared.

"But it is not so..."

The memories of his precious loved one
that should have been lost
remained without fading.

The more he fought, the more his sadness grew.
His precious loved one would not return.

"I cannot add to this loneliness and sadness"

Proto disappeared from the battlefield.
No matter how much they searched, no one could find him.

Then, it was terrible.
There was a commotion at the laboratory.
Proto was gone,
and the bad people were in an uproar.

"This is a disaster! Proto was an important cyborg.
If it were found out that he was gone, we'd never be able to research here again!!"

Then the bad people wondered if there was anyone who could replace Proto.

At the bad people's laboratory,
there was an assistant named Asakura.

Asakura, who was Japanese, was all alone in a foreign country.

In all of that, the only one who talked to him
was a girl named Maria.

Asakura loved Maria.

Maria had a friend named Ray who she loved.
Ray also loved Maria.

It was the day Ray was accepted into the army.
Asakura and Maria went to see him off.

Maria gazed at Ray with a sad face.

Asakura thought (I wish he'd never come back...)

At the laboratory, Asakura was shocked to see a photo of Proto.
Proto and Ray were spitting images of each other.

(If Ray vanishes now, Maria will be mine...)

Possessed with an evil heart, Asakura thought of substituting Ray for Proto.

Asakura called Ray to the laboratory.
Not knowing anything,
Ray hurried to meet him.

When Ray entered Asakura's room,
many soldiers surrounded him.

In shock, Ray cried out
"Asakura!"
over and over again.
But Asakura did not reply.

At last, Ray was remodelled into the cyborg "Zero".

So that Proto's disappearance could not be found out,
the bad people erased Ray's memories and heart,
and put Proto's memories into Zero.

Zero became a powerful weapon.
He became the captain of a brigade of cyborgs and fought in many battles.

The more that Zero fought, the more he felt a sense of emptiness.

"What is this emptiness?"

His memories of his beloved Maria
that should have been erased were revived.

Little by little,
Zero remembered the time when he was Ray.

Inside his regained memories,
Zero had a feeling that there was a second self inside him.

This was Proto's heart.

Inside his memories that came back piece by piece,
Zero was troubled.

"The young man...Proto, Ray, Zero..."

"Who...am I?"

At length, Zero remembered everything.
About Asakura, who had been his friend, and how,
because of him,
he had been turned into a cyborg.

When he turned around, there were many cyborgs like Zero.

All of them had regained their heart and precious memories.

"Let's defeat the bad people and return to our hometowns"

The cyborgs followed Zero back to the laboratory to overthrow the bad people.

The cyborgs fought.
Zero, too, fought with all his strength.
But they could not defeat the bad people.

Zero and the many cyborgs were smashed to pieces and destroyed.

After a short time,
Asakura, who had been his friend, came to him.

When he saw Zero, unable to move,
he regretted what he had done from the bottom of his heart.

He apologised to Zero's shattered body.

With many, many tears streaming down his face, he apologised.

"It's enough..."

Zero forgave Asakura.

Zero looked up to the sky.
As he did, an angel fluttered down.
The angel looked just like Maria.

Tears overflowed from his mechanical eyes.

At last, Zero became still.

"For war to vanish from this world..."

He whispered these last words inside his heart,
and fell into a peaceful sleep.

The End.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Stupid AP Summer Work D:

Yo

I really want school to start back. i miss all my friends and i want to make myself useful lol.

BUT i have this stupid borng ass assignment to do for my upcoming Environmental AP (APES) class.

Ugh :(

We have to read 3 BORING books and write a report and answer these stupid questions.

I HAVE ONLY READ LIKE ONE CHAPTER OUT OF THE BOOKS.

Basically, MY ASS IS GRASS!

:(

Monday, August 3, 2009

SO MANY DAMN BABIES

a request by super angry Gamatatsu; The Pancake & Waffle story

On May 17 my long time pet hamster Chippy died of a stroke. So my uncle was nice to offer to go out and buy me another although it could never fill the love i had for Chippy. So we went to go buy my new hamster on the last day of skool. At the pet store the dumb b***h told not get two of the same sex(i wanted 2 b/c they look lonely) so i waz like ok. Since then all THEY DO IZ FIGHT!!! AND SQUEK THE HELL OUT OF MY NERVES. WELL GUESS WAT!!!, the dumb bitch got me a boy and a girl and i had no idea until a month later i'm like "whats this pink shit". 6 BABIES!!! 6 FREAKIN BABIES!!! nasty lookin, beady little eyed creatures. This whole time the "fighting" waz so kind of angry s*x. So it takes me a while but i'm thrilled; they start to grow fur, open their eyes, and walk around to a point where they are independent little cuties. I had plan to sell them but they are so cutie......UNTIL THIS FAITHFUL(not really) DAY, TODAY!@&$#*^!

Today go to check on my "babies" to see if they killed each other. BUT NNOOO i see the same pink shit on the floor and i'm like "OH HELLS NAH, NOT AGAIN" 6 MORE LITTLE RODENTS to care for!!!! U think i would be like "AWWWW" BUT at this stage they are nasty shriveled, ms. Crawley lookin THINGS!! This whole time i thought that the parents were fighting again so i separated them yesterday, APPARENTLY NOT SOON ENOUGH!! <3

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Ugly Ducks vs. MY MANGOES!!!!!!

These freaking duck keep eating the last of my mangoes!!

Like today, the same ugly FAT duck was look up in my tree. He kept looking and looking and extending its neck.

Next thing you know, IT FREAKING FLIES IN THE TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom took this long ass stick and tried to kill the duck. lol. i couldn't stop laughing. Then the stupid duck was mad as hell and tried to EAT me.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

20 Question Tag By Tonton

20 Questions Tag on YouTube:

1--Thing you cannot leave the house without ?

* phone definitely, ipod, earrings, and money if i have any {pretty much a purse}^-^

2--Favorite Brand of makeup?

* watever i see on tv i guess, i dont really wear make-up

3--Favorite Flower ?

* wtf...... uh idk the rose i guess {whatever lives longer}

4-- Favorite clothing store?

* Express!! Kohls!! Tilly's & Zumiezs !!Rave, JcPenny and Macy's!!

5--Favorite Perfume ?

* French :D lol or fruity scents at Bath and Body Works

6--Heels or flats ?

* I love high heels for shopping and parties and stuff :) but flats for skool and publix hahaha

7--Do you make good grades ?

* in the beginning but toward the end i really start to slack T-T

8--Favorite colors ?

* Black and any other bright color like Red, Purple, Orange, Yellow and blueish greens

9--Do you drink energy drinks ?

* NO, did u noe they have over 12 teaspoons of sugar

10--Do you drink juice ?

* Jin&juice lol, juice iz a'ight compared to milk MOO

11--Do you like swimming ?

* LOve swimming :D especially when i noe the bottom isn't far :o

12--Do you eat fries with a fork ?

* Hell nah, unless i'm at Cajun Grill otherwise even if i'm at Applebees i eat it w/ my manos

13--Favorite Moisturizer?

* IDK........ Keri?NO the good stuff at Bath and Body Works

14--Do you want to get married later on in life ?

* Sure, only if i'm ABSOLUTELY sure and comfortable -_- and i have no doubts

15--Do you get mad easily ?

* Its like u dont noe me at all!!!!!

16--Are you into Ghost Hunting ?

* What the hell is that
17-- Any phobias?

* Huge ass spiders, nasty toad..... except Gamatatsu :D (Gamatatsu says: ILY Tonton :P) weird shadows/figures at night, being weak or defenseless and becoming or seeing vegetables/little ................. ppl

18--Do you bite your nails ?

* Yup, sadly :D
19--Have you ever had a near death experience?

* Nahhhh not like stupid Gamatatsu

20--Do you drink coffee ?

*Only the really good flavored stuff u get a car dealerships and gas stations w/ cream&Sugar or a Frap otherwise HELL no