Wednesday, July 29, 2009

20 Questions By Gamatatsu

20 Questions Tag on YouTube:

1--Thing you cannot leave the house without ?
  • Basic things like Clothes XD, lol, my phone, and money.
2--Favorite Brand of makeup?
  • I don't really wear make up but when i do, i wear MAC even though its very pricey
3--Favorite Flower ?
  • Not a flower person because they die easily. I like them Fake but i love getting carnations on Valentines day.
4-- Favorite clothing store?
  • I go to Conway (a chain of clothing stores in New York) for my graphic tees and American Eagle for jeans. I usually just go to stores and buy stuff. Don't really have a favorite store.
5--Favorite Perfume ?
  • Don't really have a favorite but one that sticks out for me is Amber Romance by Victoria Secret or anything that is vanilla smelling :P
6--Heels or flats ?
  • I'm on the taller side so heels to parties and flats any wear else, lol
7--Do you make good grades ?
  • Hell yeah. Rocking a 3.9 GPA. Ranked 78 out of 735. Never gotten a C or lower since I started high school :D
8--Favorite colors ?
  • Black is my ultimate favorite but i also like blue and red and pink.
9--Do you drink energy drinks ?
  • NOPE! Too much sugar. I don't like soda either.
10--Do you drink juice ?
  • Of course. my favorite! especially 100% apple, grape, or cranberry juice. Also Gatorade and water.
11--Do you like swimming ?
  • Yep but i hate swimming in salt water but i love the pool. The deepest i swam in is about 12 feet.
12--Do you eat fries with a fork ?
  • Sometimes like if they have ketchup on them. Don't like to get my hands dirty.
13--Favorite Moisturizer?
  • Cetaphil Daily Facial Moisturizer because it has Spf 15.
14--Do you want to get married later on in life ?
  • I don't Know yet. I haven't really been in love and i'm a really independent person.
15--Do you get mad easily ?
  • Freak Yeah
16--Are you into Ghost Hunting ?
  • I think its interesting. But i have to be with ALOT of people. lol
17-- Any phobias?
  • Frogs and hairy spiders with big butts :D lol
18--Do you bite your nails ?
  • Nope, never did and never will.
19--Have you ever had a near death experience?
  • I almost die like 20 times a day. lol. Inside joke :P
20--Do you drink coffee ?
  • I don't on a regular basis. I rather tea. At starbucks i get a vanilla frap but i don't think it has coffee in it.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

BLACK ppls B-day Party

Short version(b/c i'm tired); I HAD to go to a party for my mom's high school friends friend (go figure). So yeah the girl iz like fifty so u can imagine a bunch of drunk giggly ladies talkin about the old days and blah blah blah. So the at the party some nice lady tired to introduce me to some nice older girls but I waz like "EHH no thankx" they were busy serving drinks. SO I WAZ SO BORED!!!!!!! Every now and then i would tak to the nice lady's son C. He was really nicee and curious about my life I dont noe y c(= But the party was still very suckish and boring unless u noe someone, fortunately my mom was having a blast laughing and talking. Some ppl like me should not have bin there to begin w/, they were just freeloading like ME :D but who can blame them THEY HAD FOOD :o The food was good traditional Haitian food yum!! plus decent appetizers in the beginning. I was so bored I desided to call anybody that would be able to make me feel better. BUT MY PHONE BATTERY WAZ DYING. So unfortunatly i had to use C's, at the time i though he waz cute but then again i waz desperate and bored. So WHATEVERRRR.None of these bozos were available (especially meany gamatatsu =P ) except for my wifey. But sadly the battery was dying SO I had to go; so once again i waz BORED!!! C, being the sweety that he was, comforted me in my time and we stayed outside to talk.........and stuff. He ignored everybody else for me. The rest i dont want to talk about, one thing lead to another c)=. So then the had some Haitian cake, and some big Happy B-day speech WHICH TOOK FOR EVER (Haitian ppl r funny) At that time the girls were done workin so we sat outside on the front steps and talked a little about traveling and junk. Soon enough it wz time to leave THANK GOODNESS!!!!!!! the only reason why i went to the party waz to get CAKE :D

Monday, July 27, 2009

Me Against The Hispanics

OK, today i went to Ross. I, personally don't like Ross. It's a freaking mess in there. But anyway, that's not the point. I was by the register and

I FELT LIKE I WAS IN FREAKING CUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPANISH, SPANISH IN MY EAR.

Does anyone speak English as their first language in that place? Then i realized that most of them can't speak English.

So they rather hire a non-english speaking person that a fluent english speaker? WTF!

THIS IS THE UNITED STATES, NOT PUETO RICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why should i have to learn Spanish for them so i can shop in an English speaking country?
Everybody else comes here and learns English, why can't they?
Its just so wrong...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Series of unfortunate events

And just for the record I did not see any of these coming :O

In order; Last summer on a class trip to go bowling, we were all having fun playin and stuff. BUT as i was up to bowl next (me being the better bowler); i had my form and everything. As soon as i let go of the ball some bozo, who shall remain nameless, (GAMATATSU) PUSHED MEEEEEE!!! And guess wat..... yeah i FELL. OY!! i waz so embarrassed b/c everyone waz lookin and laughing at me :( i fell flat on my ass-back. As I turn around that bozo waz off to tell my "luv" wat ha-happened; and the chase began. UGH I waz soooo embarrassed but he didn't seem to care but i think the other douche bags were laughing.
It waz an extra ordinary day at skool as usual, it must of bin after a holiday b/c i brought cheesecake from home to share. Ding-dong didn't like cheesecake and nobody wanted some so early in the morning. So i waz putting my stuff away blah blah bLAH and i waz tryin to break a fork so i could put it in the container w/ the cheesecake. I couldn't, so i asked chewy<3 size="4">AND I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!! The piece goes into the air as everybody watches in astonishment :O OF ALL THE PLACES IN THE WORLD THE PIECE LANDS IT HAD TO BE ON ME!@#$^%&\ although it was kinda funny-_- all and all it delicious :D yum
After skool we were on way to some club so half the gang made their way upstairs. Gamatatsu and her bo were were two steps ahead so i tired to keep up. But once again gamatatsu usese her mystical bad luck powers to remove one of the steps so i would slip. I waz so shocked that i didn't even scream or squek, i just fell like a rock and scrapped my right arm.Everyone waz laughing at meeee even ppl off in the distance who i've never even seen but heard.
It waz a cool random month(FEBRUARY) when some fair for this cheep church opened almost directly in my backyard. But unfortunately it waz only gonna be open for a week (4 days), i guess the church couldn't afford anymore time -_- So gamatatsu, her baby chubby and i payed and went on a bunch of fun rides that got me sick. I HAD FUNNEL CAKE& saw my chubbies. BUT there was this one ride u could see from miles away!! It was this ride where u go u who knows how man stories b4 u unexpectedly drop to your death X( Since we lived a good life and rode the rest of the rides we desided to try the death ride. HOLY CRAP my weewee&stomach will never be the same. We though we were gonna lose it all over the park. Baby chubby and I wanted to try it again(WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!!!) I waz SO SCARED when i got on and the fear rose just as the ride did DX BOOM!!!! all life flashed b4 me, i couldn't even scream. YO my legs felt like jello so as i waz walkin away from the ride i tripped, scraped my knee and hurt my hand T-T and guess who was there to laugh at me :( Gamatatsu and her mom!!!!!!!

Explosions :(

Last night, Tonton and i were talking about the amazing things that go pop in my life.

Here's my list:

  1. a seagull, when i was about the ages of 4-7 years old, i remember driving in the back of my dad's car next to my sleeping brother and cousin. All of a sudden i heard a big BOOOM! I turned to look at the window and all i remember was blood and feathers. Poor mr. seagull.
  2. a hard-boiled egg, i was at a hotel and my mom put a hard boiled egg in the microwave to heat it up. Mr. egg went BOOM
  3. carrots, i was at Sweet Tomatoes and was innocently putting carrots on my salad. But the carrots were hard to pick up so i put more pressure on the tongs. i don't exactly remember what happened but the carrots exploded all over the place. i felt so bad. :(

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Swine!!!

HOLY CRAP!!!!

I went to Jamaica for about a week and was fine until one night i just couldn't sleep. Jamaica is hot like hell but i had a huge fan so usually i'm ok. But one night, i felt like i was gonna die!! When i woke up, my body just ached, all over and i had he biggest headache in the world. My throat also hurt as well. I thought that i was dehydrated but nooooooo.

I thought i caught THE SWINE!!

:(

i took some medicine but i was having chills and i couldn't even stand. i honestly thought i was gonna die :'( Then i started to feel so naseuos so i didnt eat anything for about 2 days. i fell asleep at my grandma's house and i woke up, i was drenched in sweat. ewww. But now i feel alot better, just a little light headed but good.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

The hobos are coming, the hobos are coming!!!

Within the past month and a half 3 myspace bums have flirted w/ me and two hobos have approach me.

*****The first myspace guy called me hot or something, i waz flattered but i didnt noe wat to say so i ignored it :D. The second guy waz a total LOZER; he had no friends on his page or any personality, wat-so-EVA. The message waz some sappy crap about how he thinks i'm gorgeous. Then hes like 'u look a nice person(i am!!) and I noe that i'm unattractive. if ur not seeing anyone maybe we could go out or something'. And not to be mean but he waz kinda ugly......and HUGE. The third guy unfortunately waz some kinda of pimpin puerto rican tryin to push up on me and i dumb enough to play along b/c in his message it just seemed like he wanted to talked and be friends (in a a sexual way). WRONG!!! We were talkin, i waz upset at the time and he waz tryin to comfort me and stuff. He waz going on about some party he waz having and blah blah blah. The next day he gets WAYYYY to comfortable w/ me (not gay :B) talkin shit like he loves black girls and eatting p***y. I waz like WHOA CHICO!!!!! TO MUCH INFO!!! but he waz hurt at the time b/c hes been hurt alot in the past by black grls and i waz like awww. I waz tryin to make reassure himself and make him feel better BUT apparently he waz sending me signs. Then he gets mad the next day b/c he like are we goin anywhere(relation wise) and i'm like wat r u talkin about. He thought i waz flirting w/ for a purpose and he took it to far and to serious; like he wanted to date(rape) me for real. *not to be racist, but i'm so sick of Puerto Ricans*
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******I waz at the library lookin for a book and tryin not to run into my former stalker :D. So i go upstairs and i'm waiting for the nice library guy to help me. When a hispanic guy w/ a hat over his eyes slowly walks over toward me (the whole time i'm scared out of my mind). He hands me his card, says something idr and walks away. The cards seems like a mix of him being a personal trainer/sex offeneder/semi-hottie b/c who mention love in his business card and has a pic of his six-pack on the front, go figure. Then whole summer i've swimming alot w/ my squishy and chubby neighbor but this time it waz just chubby. The idiot took my fone and left on his bike up until a far corner. I waz still in my swim suit so i grab my stuff and go after him. BUT NOOOO, stupid angry mosquitoes had to bite MY ass so i'm on the sidewalk and i bend over to put my pants on. HOLY SHIT this cross eyed hobo comes out of nowhere; he like dont i noe u? u live around here? I'm like yeah, i go to the clubhouse and live near by. Then he like where u live and i'm like "over there" lmao!! Then he offers me a ride and he NOES i don't have my fone :( so i'm ike "NO" and walk away. Thank goodness for the security guard :D otherwise............who knows!!!!! So then i'm scared and jog/run home w/ my chub to avid running into him on the street (plus i couldn't take my shortcut b/c of all the freakin angrier-than-me mosquitoes!!!!!)

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Marcia, The Duck


About a month ago, a little duck laid some eggs in my backyard.
its so cute.
i'll go outside to see my duck and she would always just look at me.
but lately its been hot.
and shes been sitting on the eggs for a while now. So:

91 degree weather+duck on eggs= hard boiled duck :(

i mean, i'm pretty sure that it doesn't take a freaking month for eggs to hatch~
and Marcia is gonna sit on the dead eggs for another year or so

-_-