Within the past month and a half 3 myspace bums have flirted w/ me and two hobos have approach me.
*****The first myspace guy called me hot or something, i waz flattered but i didnt noe wat to say so i ignored it :D. The second guy waz a total LOZER; he had no friends on his page or any personality, wat-so-EVA. The message waz some sappy crap about how he thinks i'm gorgeous. Then hes like 'u look a nice person(i am!!) and I noe that i'm unattractive. if ur not seeing anyone maybe we could go out or something'. And not to be mean but he waz kinda ugly......and HUGE. The third guy unfortunately waz some kinda of pimpin puerto rican tryin to push up on me and i dumb enough to play along b/c in his message it just seemed like he wanted to talked and be friends (in a a sexual way). WRONG!!! We were talkin, i waz upset at the time and he waz tryin to comfort me and stuff. He waz going on about some party he waz having and blah blah blah. The next day he gets WAYYYY to comfortable w/ me (not gay :B) talkin shit like he loves black girls and eatting p***y. I waz like WHOA CHICO!!!!! TO MUCH INFO!!! but he waz hurt at the time b/c hes been hurt alot in the past by black grls and i waz like awww. I waz tryin to make reassure himself and make him feel better BUT apparently he waz sending me signs. Then he gets mad the next day b/c he like are we goin anywhere(relation wise) and i'm like wat r u talkin about. He thought i waz flirting w/ for a purpose and he took it to far and to serious; like he wanted to date(rape) me for real. *not to be racist, but i'm so sick of Puerto Ricans*
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******I waz at the library lookin for a book and tryin not to run into my former stalker :D. So i go upstairs and i'm waiting for the nice library guy to help me. When a hispanic guy w/ a hat over his eyes slowly walks over toward me (the whole time i'm scared out of my mind). He hands me his card, says something idr and walks away. The cards seems like a mix of him being a personal trainer/sex offeneder/semi-hottie b/c who mention love in his business card and has a pic of his six-pack on the front, go figure. Then whole summer i've swimming alot w/ my squishy and chubby neighbor but this time it waz just chubby. The idiot took my fone and left on his bike up until a far corner. I waz still in my swim suit so i grab my stuff and go after him. BUT NOOOO, stupid angry mosquitoes had to bite MY ass so i'm on the sidewalk and i bend over to put my pants on. HOLY SHIT this cross eyed hobo comes out of nowhere; he like dont i noe u? u live around here? I'm like yeah, i go to the clubhouse and live near by. Then he like where u live and i'm like "over there" lmao!! Then he offers me a ride and he NOES i don't have my fone :( so i'm ike "NO" and walk away. Thank goodness for the security guard :D otherwise............who knows!!!!! So then i'm scared and jog/run home w/ my chub to avid running into him on the street (plus i couldn't take my shortcut b/c of all the freakin angrier-than-me mosquitoes!!!!!)
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