a request by super angry Gamatatsu; The Pancake & Waffle story
On May 17 my long time pet hamster Chippy died of a stroke. So my uncle was nice to offer to go out and buy me another although it could never fill the love i had for Chippy. So we went to go buy my new hamster on the last day of skool. At the pet store the dumb b***h told not get two of the same sex(i wanted 2 b/c they look lonely) so i waz like ok. Since then all THEY DO IZ FIGHT!!! AND SQUEK THE HELL OUT OF MY NERVES. WELL GUESS WAT!!!, the dumb bitch got me a boy and a girl and i had no idea until a month later i'm like "whats this pink shit". 6 BABIES!!! 6 FREAKIN BABIES!!! nasty lookin, beady little eyed creatures. This whole time the "fighting" waz so kind of angry s*x. So it takes me a while but i'm thrilled; they start to grow fur, open their eyes, and walk around to a point where they are independent little cuties. I had plan to sell them but they are so cutie......UNTIL THIS FAITHFUL(not really) DAY, TODAY!@&$#*^!
Today go to check on my "babies" to see if they killed each other. BUT NNOOO i see the same pink shit on the floor and i'm like "OH HELLS NAH, NOT AGAIN" 6 MORE LITTLE RODENTS to care for!!!! U think i would be like "AWWWW" BUT at this stage they are nasty shriveled, ms. Crawley lookin THINGS!! This whole time i thought that the parents were fighting again so i separated them yesterday, APPARENTLY NOT SOON ENOUGH!! <3
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