Friday, May 1, 2009

Road kill squirrel

Ok, i know i always say i'm mad as hell but this time i think i mean it. ok so i'm on my couch watchin and listen to music at the same time (i noe i'm amazing) and this squirrel calls and i waz dumb enough to pick up the fone. So she talkin to me from across the street, so i decide to meet her. We talk for one minute against my fence and suddenly she invites HERSELF inside MY HOUSE. I told her she not allow inside and shes like "i'll stay outside, i just wanna know ur Fcat scores" BS. b/c apparently the FCAT writting results came today. so i open the door and SHE FREAKIN RUNS IN MY HOUSE AND HEADS FOR THE FRIDGE. she grabs a shit load of stuff about to make a freakin sandwich and i'm like wat the hell are u doin. "o i'm makin a sandwich" HELL NO THIS AIN'T UR TRASH HOUSE, B***H U BETTER RECONIZE. so i snatched everything out of her hand and told to get out but in her that means try again!!! so she keeps tryin and i get ANGRY. so she wont leave so i'm ok skrew u squirrel and i started to make dinner. the whole time shes tryin to learn about my lifeand about Angel and I (maybe so she can tell her bitch of a sister). now she coming in and out my house, makin herself at home. And i'm tryin to remain calm and ask a her about her life but i dont really care. so i'm done, sitting on the couch, tired, and shes all up on my face. so i tickeled her until she fell on the floor which didnt take long. by then she was ready to FINALLY leave, so i got ready for my date. I'll tell u about it in the next blog ;) i'm 2 tired but its gonna be a big one <3

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